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Malakuko's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 50 (From
16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 785 Points
Alkie Kong 2
Rick Rolled
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack
5 Points
Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener
Unlocked 3/11/09
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case
25 Points
Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy
50 Points
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case
50 Points
Find 24 bottles.
Olympian
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity
100 Points
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/500 points)
Ching Chong Beautiful
Ignorance Isn't Bliss
Unlocked 1/4/10
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion!
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close!
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby
50 Points
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners
50 Points
Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Da Pink Knight
TKO
Unlocked 7/11/09
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses
25 Points
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart
25 Points
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin
Unlocked 7/11/09
25 Points You Win.
25 Points You Win.
CuttinOutSweets
50 Points
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack
100 Points
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/485 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points Defeat Battbot
5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
Unlocked 9/6/09
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
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Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/460 points)
It's a Nice Day Today
Failure to Communicate
Unlocked 5/28/09
5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3
PATH OF AGGRESSION
Unlocked 7/12/09
50 Points Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
50 Points Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE
50 Points
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
THE PASSION OF THE EXTERMINATOR
50 Points
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Notepad Drawing Collab 09
ARTIST
Unlocked 7/9/09
5 Points View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
5 Points View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
HARRAH
10 Points
Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
SUCHO
25 Points
ARRGH
BIGJONNY-13
50 Points
Twice the raping power!
AUSTIN
100 Points
SuperFlyCat
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 3/4/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
Unlocked 3/9/09
10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
Unlocked 3/9/09
25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
Unlocked 3/10/09
25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
Unlocked 3/7/09
25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 13/23 (150/540 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 6/2/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Unlocked 6/2/09
0 Points
Spend less than 5 seconds on the first tutorial.
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/425 points)