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Total Medals Earned: 50 (From 16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 785 Points

Alkie Kong 2

Great Listener Unlocked 3/11/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty 5 Points View the high scores.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/500 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 1/4/10
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 7/11/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
YouWin Unlocked 7/11/09
25 Points
You Win.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/485 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
WSW Tribute Unlocked 9/6/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/460 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/28/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3

PATH OF AGGRESSION Unlocked 7/12/09
50 Points
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE 50 Points Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
THE PASSION OF THE EXTERMINATOR 50 Points Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)

Notepad Drawing Collab 09

ARTIST Unlocked 7/9/09
5 Points
View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
HARRAH 10 Points Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
SUCHO 25 Points ARRGH
BIGJONNY-13 50 Points Twice the raping power!
AUSTIN 100 Points SuperFlyCat

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/4/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/4/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ZAMBONI Unlocked 3/9/09
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo Unlocked 3/9/09
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Nose Diver Unlocked 3/10/09
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! Unlocked 3/7/09
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/23 (150/540 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 6/2/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Backfire Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/425 points)